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All I Ever Wanted Was to Be Hot

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All I Ever Wanted Was to Be HotI have always known that a womans greatest power is her looks. For most of my life, I just took it as the way things were, a fact not worth interrogating since it was so obviously true. For her entire life, Lucindas mission was to look as hot as possible. She nipped, tucked, bleached, cut, plucked, plumped, shaved, lasered, tanned, crunched, squatted and starved. Then, she broke. All I Ever Wanted Was to Be Hot is a funny, provocative retrospective on

All I Ever Wanted Was to Be Hot
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Kenny Garon
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 1
Not what was expected
Color: Black, Size: X-Large
The shirt did not match the image on the website. While it is a button-down collar, the buttons are concealed, rather than exposed, and the material is polyester or nylon, giving the shirt a plastic sheen, which I do not like. The image on the website showed exposed buttons, and with tremors in my hands, exposed buttons are hard enough to secure.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
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Gonzalez Family
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Tela buena calidad
Good
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
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Gary A Hill
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 4
Sizeneed 3x
Color: White, Size: XX-Large
I’m to big so it’s to small need 3x
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Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2026
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Michel Faulkner
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Better that expected
Love the fit and fabric. Much better that I expected. I will be ordering more.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
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Natalie Rojas
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Fiel a la talla! Luce fantástica
Fuel à la talla. Lava muy bien en la lavadora y secadora. Luce hermosa.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026

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